cellular-thirst:

imp:

do any of you regularly think “FUCKKK i started talking about myself again im so conceited” while having a normal conversation with someone 

I’M JUST TRYING TO BE RELATABLE TO HELP EASE YOUR PAIN: a novel

itscalledetiquettedarling:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I played Sharpay in my school’s production of High School Musical (I’m a 6ft tall guy) and I shared the part with this girl who looked nothing like Sharpay either. Instead of having one of us play Sharpay the first night and the other one play it the following night, the first person would run off in the middle of the scene and the other one of us would run on the stage and finish the scene. Also, all the costumes were only in her size.

nothing saddened me more than reading what blog this came from

skeltonjunction:

The best thing I’ve heard from the World Cup so far is that when the England squad were told they could only have 4 British TV channels in their hotel, they voted for BBC One and ITV 1 to watch the other matches, Sky Sports to keep up with football news back home, and ITV2 so they can watch Love Island

lesbiandaydream:

self care is just going the hell to bed

oxyhoney:

rihanna would never let a man ruin her life and neither will I