ikea-graveyard:

Okay this white dude had a black girlfriend and they were walking by me and the dude said, “you know what babe, realtors are so lazy when it comes to financing” and she literally replied with, “why do you have to talk about the most boring shit, Steve”.

tagged: +true 

kingsleyyy:

wickedwitchoftheeastcollins:

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The Supernatural fandom has proved my point

eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

tagged: +true 
shebegb:

Oh, Mr. Biden!

shebegb:

Oh, Mr. Biden!

5secondsofunsocialteen:

NIALL HAS A DRINKING RECORD AT A BAR IM CRYING HAHAHHA

5secondsofunsocialteen:

NIALL HAS A DRINKING RECORD AT A BAR IM CRYING HAHAHHA

tagged: +AMZING  +WHERE IS THIS? 
5sos-au-imagines:

bandsbandsbands1315:

I didn’t know that Ashton on a bike was something I needed until now…

THEY WERE REENACTING THE FIRST BAND PRACTICE

5sos-au-imagines:

bandsbandsbands1315:

I didn’t know that Ashton on a bike was something I needed until now…

THEY WERE REENACTING THE FIRST BAND PRACTICE