Okay this white dude had a black girlfriend and they were walking by me and the dude said, “you know what babe, realtors are so lazy when it comes to financing” and she literally replied with, “why do you have to talk about the most boring shit, Steve”.
oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotle
"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President"
Oh, Mr. Biden!
NIALL HAS A DRINKING RECORD AT A BAR IM CRYING HAHAHHA
I didn’t know that Ashton on a bike was something I needed until now…
THEY WERE REENACTING THE FIRST BAND PRACTICE